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Winter

Collection

Lots of new Tidy Stuff to
keep you warm this winter‏

EXPLORE COLLECTION

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  • Tidy Weekender 8 – The Album, is slightly different from its predecessor in that it is compilation mix from DJ’s performing at the event in October rather than the actual live recordings of their sets. The concept is designed to show the wider spectrum of music displayed at the tidy Weekenders and indeed the vast amount of talent that perform there. For this part of the ongoing “Weekender” album series we go with another three sets of DJ’s: The Tidy Boys, Guyver and Ian M. The Tidy Boys are the vanguard of the tidy name and after the success of their TW7 Live set back in April we felt we just had to invite them back for one mix. The Boys certainly don’t disappoint as they yet again supply a high octane hard funk mix for the Harder Generation amongst you and with it compound their legendary status within our scene.

  • HATS ARE LOVELY and here we have the tidy two tone pull on beanie, no bobble just a nice clean simple look, soft pink and white with the fuchsia logo stone trim and embroidered logo to match, perfect for girls and bisexual men of all ages.
    *Remember that having sexual intercourse while wearing a hat is weird.

    Double layer knit.

    Size: One size

     

  • Disc 1

    1. Jon BW Mix Bed and Bondage – Don’t take the mick (UK Gold Vs BW Trashed Mix) / Colours EP – Yellow / Untidy Dubs – Getting Hot / Untidy Dubs – Can’t You See / Untidy Dubs – R.I.P (BW Re-Dub) / Untidy – Tear it up / Colours EP – Orange
    2. Paul Maddox MixHandbaggers – U Found Out (Tony de Vit Remix) / 12″ Thumpers – Don’t Cross The Line (Olive Grooves Remix) / Anne Savage – Real Freaks (UK Golds Floorplay Remix) / Cunaro & Dean – Its About Time (UK Gold Remix) / Babydoc & SJ – I Need You (Glazby & Maddox Remix) / Human Resource – Dominator (Paul Maddox Remix) / Dyewitness – Observing The Earth (Ian M Remix) / John Whitemann – Can’t Beat The System (Ingo Remix) / E-Traxx – Let’s Rock (Pants & Corset Remix) / Maddox & Rumble – Party People / Stimulant DJs – Hoovertime / Paul Maddox – Tension (Vicious Mix)
    3. Guyver Mix Signum – Coming On Strong (SHOKK Remix) / Yoda – Definately (Dj Scot Project Remix) / The Freak – The Melody, The Sound (Flutlicht Mix) / Guyver – Differences / Riot Bros – Ripped Out / Dj Zagros & Pacific – Shine / Lee Haslam – Music Is The Drug / Travel – Bulgarian (Signum Remix) / Signum – What Ya Got For Me / Dj Spoke – Ignition (SHOKK Remix) / Guyver – Man On The Moon / The Generator – Where Are You Now (Moonman Remix) / Miss Behavin – Such A Good Feeling (Lee Haslam vs Guyver Mix) / D & A – Demons (Spacecorn Mix) / Guyver – Trapped / Lab 4 – Requiem
    4. Tidy Boys Mix Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Weekenders mix) / Lisa Pin Up – Rock With Me / Ingo – Ready 4 Dis / Lee Pasch – Pumped Up Funk / Surrcargo – Once Again / Tony De Vit – I Don’t Care / JX – Restless (Guyver mix) / Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Magna Orchestral mix)

    Disc 2 Mixed By Amber D

    1. “Feels So Good” (Andy Whitby Remix) – Jon The Dentist & Ollie Jay
    2. “I Need You” (Knuckleheadz Remix) – SJ & Baby Doc
    3. “Restless” (Technikal Remix) – JX
    4. “U Found Out”(Scott Fo Shaw Remix) – Handbaggers
    5. “Show Me The Way” (Steve O Brady Remix) – Dark Society
    6. “Go Back”(Matt Pick Up & Riggsy Remix) – Ewok
    7. Blue Print (Iridium Remix) – Carl Nicholson
    8. The Dawn (Brian Kearney Remix) – Tony De Vit
    9. Dance To The House (MoFoDisco Remix) – Lisa Lashes
    10. Only Me (Eskimo Remix) – Hyper Logic
    11. (Amp Attacks Multi Coloured Remix) – Colours EP
    12. The Birds (Audio Headz Vs Wain Jonhstone Remix) – Question Mark
    13. Music Is The Drug (Amber D Remix) – Lee Haslam
  • The official Tidy Till I Die wristband! Wear it with pride so the world knows you’re part of a special club which will be 20 years old next year; be part of the biggest harder generation brand! Here we see the lovely orange, if you like the other colours why not buy the bloody lot…

     

  • This t-shirt is so unfucking believable that we just had to write it on the front. Lisa Lashes would be proud to know you made this purchase… but lets not tell her.

  • NEW Tidy Thong underwear pack, looks good against any fanny. Pack of three content the keep it tidy slogan and tidy logo which comes in red and white red and black and black and white. Wear for a few hours then throw them at the Tidy Boys when they next play in your area.

  • The New Luxury thick Royal Egyptian cotton towel is one of the nicest thing you will rub against your skin. The Ice white looks good even in a gypsies bathroom. The  blue Tidy logo and Keep It Tidy slogan is embroidered at the bottom.

    Made from 100% cotton and weighing 600gsm, these towels render supreme softness and are super absorbent. The high durability of these towels combined with using only the finest cotton will ensure your towels remain thick, fluffy and soft for a very long timeYou don’t have to keep this in the bathroom either, why not take it to Ibiza or on a picnic adventure in Bristol.

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  • Are You All Ready for the brand new slogan t-shirt range… This soft pink shirt with its lovely girls sharply cut will make you look and smell fantastic.
    Boys may request to finger you or at least try and pull your bra off from behind.

  • I Keep It Tidy Hot Pants, black with silver glitter design. Tidy logo on front and slogan on the arse, looks great on girls and bi-sexual men.

    CHOOSE A SIZE IN ‘CHOOSE OPTION’ >> BEFORE ADDING TO CART 

     

  • Are You All Ready for the new Tidy slogan t-shirt range.. This charcoal Grey soft still shirt is slimming and will make you look slightly attractive even in brightly lit rooms.

  • HATS ARE LOVELY and here we have the tidy two tone pull on beanie, no bobble just a nice clean simple look, navy hat with stone trim and embroidered logo to match, perfect for boys and girls of all ages.
    *Remember that having sexual intercourse while wearing a hat is weird.

    Double layer knit.

    Size: One size

     

    Sale!
  • Keeping your head warm this time of year is very important and we have found the perfect solution… a hat. The Snowstar Beanie Bobble hat is perfect, looks good , feels good and can make you look more attractive in cold weather situations.
    This winter 2014 fashion in the Burgundy is ideal for girls and boys.

    Double layer knit. Dual style – cuffed or slouch. Two-tone pom pom. Ribbed cuff.

    Size: One size

     

  • In solidarity to the cause and in the true spirit of freedom of speech, wear your Ju Suis Tidy Shirt with pride.
    NO PROFIT WILL BE MADE ON THIS SHIRT BY TIDY
    all profits from this shirt will go to the Reporters Without Borders, For Freedom of Information Charity.

    for more information https://donate.rsf.org/form/

    • Metal Design
    • Black De-Bossed Logo
    • Fits all shopping trolly coin slots
    • Tested by Andy Whitby and His mum
  • Instantly look young and sexy with the Tidy Varsity College Jacket,stylish, comfortable and smart are 4 words that spring to mind… now wait that’s only three words, the fourth word would be ‘lovely’. Lots of colour and size options, so even if your a little dwarf or a freaky giant these jackets will fit. The […]

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  • Produced by Tidy Boys Amadeus Mozart & Paul Janes back in 1998 this is a cult album that even had full support by Radio One’s John Peel (RIP). Created as a spoof Cocktail album with Lance and his trio playing mainly dance hits of the 90’s this album has to be heard to be believed.
    What started off as a in house bit of fun at Music Factory turned out to be a huge success in 1998, Chris Moyales and John Peel (who played the who album on radio One) gave it full support, John was so into the album he got Lance and the Trio not only to play in the Live Lounge at Radio One but also the act went on to play at the 1998 John Peel Glastonbury Arena. It’s not only a great relaxing album but also fun to try and guess the track.
    Amadeus & Paul spent hours making this sound authentic and this cult classic can be found selling online for anything up to £39 – (try Amazon) – but we have it exclusively for Tidy fans at just £3.99

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  • Produced by Tidy Boys Amadeus Mozart & Paul Janes back in 1998 this is a cult album that even had full support by Radio One’s John Peel (RIP). Created as a spoof Cocktail album with Lance and his trio playing mainly dance hits of the 90’s this album has to be heard to be believed.
    What started off as a in house bit of fun at Music Factory turned out to be a huge success in 1998, Chris Moyales and John Peel (who played the who album on radio One) gave it full support, John was so into the album he got Lance and the Trio not only to play in the Live Lounge at Radio One but also the act went on to play at the 1998 John Peel Glastonbury Arena. It’s not only a great relaxing album but also fun to try and guess the track.
    Amadeus & Paul spent hours making this sound authentic and this cult classic can be found selling online for anything up to £39 – (try Amazon) – but we have it exclusively for Tidy fans at just £3.99

  • Flash Harry is very popular with middle aged women, bi-sexual travel agents and Ice Cream men, he is the man that made Til Tears Do Us Part sound good enough to dance to.
    Here is the new 2015 Flash Harry T-shirt, loosely based on the Flash Gordon logo (but please don’t tell anyone who works for 20th Century Fox) This silver girls fit shirt looks
    great with blue denim jeans, leggings or a pretty skirt.

     

  • The latest release from the renowned Ideal World Series, see’s more upfront Hard Dance Music across a double CD release.

    In An Ideal World 4A
    Disc One – Sam Townend :

    1. Broken Youth – The Whistle Blower
    2. Josh Butler – Can You See
    3. BK & Sam Townend – Ultimate
    4. Prok & Fitch – Dope Drop
    5. Maddox & Townend – Sweat Down
    6. Venkman – From Behind
    7. Axel Mas – Cash Monies
    8. Damo Cassetti – Bass Jam
    9. Trap Two – Feels So Wrong
    10. Untidy Dubs Pres. Colours EP – Crimson
    11. Olive Grooves – Two Short Planks
    12. Venkman – Bada Boom
    13. Sub Ctrl – Stop Squaring
    14. Knuckleheadz – Rock Beat
    15. Jon Doe – Good Timez
    16. Knuckleheadz – Get Out On The Dancefloor (Steve Hill & Technikal Remix)

    In An Ideal World 4A:
    Disc Two – Max Mozart & Audox

    1. Steve Hill vs Technikal – We Love U
    2. Energy Syndicate – Growl
    3. SteveHill & Technikal feat VK – Bass Power (Bk’s Cortina Remix)
    4. Audox & Ant Reynolds – Get Busy
    5. Max Mozart ft.Farisha – Military Zone
    6. Max Mozart & Audox – Rise (VIP MIX)
    7. Energy Syndicate & Cally Gage – Weekend
    8. Audox & Paul Luffman – Believe Again
    9. Andy Whitby & Technikal – Fresh Tactics (Original mix)
    10. Energy Syndicate & Chance – Apocalypse
    11. Audox – Pick You Up
    12. Big D vs Harry Hard – Into The Night (Breve & Harmonie Remix)
    13. Audox & DJ D – Hands Up!
    14. Ecstasy (Energy Syndicate Remix)
    15. JY Jelly – Love Attack (Elivate Remix) (No Electro drop edit)
    16. Audox & The Cheeky Boys – Outlaw

  • Exclusive Tidy CD single Mystery packs contain 5 classic releases – but which ones? could be Signum, could be TDV, could be Ingo, could be Hydrologic – could be all 5?

    Various titles – randomly picked – exciting surprise or bitter disappointment guaranteed – SPECIAL SALE PRICE £6.00

    Sale!

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Tidy’s 20th Birthday Weekender – March 27th 28th 29th 2015 – Pontins Southport

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