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TIDY ORIGINAL CLASSIC T-SHIRTS

DISTRESSED DESIGNS FOR GIRLS & BOYS

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TIDY COLLEGE JACKETS

VARIOUS COLOURS & SIZES XS TO XXL

unisex fit & embroidered design

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Winter

Collection

Lots of new Tidy Stuff to
keep you warm this winter‏

EXPLORE COLLECTION

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  • Instantly look young and sexy with the Tidy Varsity College Jacket,stylish, comfortable and smart are 4 words that spring to mind… now wait that’s only three words, the fourth word would be ‘lovely’. Lots of colour and size options, so even if your a little dwarf or a freaky giant these jackets will fit. The […]

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  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls and boys squirt – The classic logo from 1995 with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the purple on purple Tidy Original.

  • This navy blue and yellow car sticker is the best one we have ever produced, it makes even shit cars look good. Great quality and very eye catching – replace your discarded tax disc holder with the new Tidy Car Window sticker.   “This car sticker looks so lovely on my car window that I […]

  • Instantly look young and sexy with the Tidy Varsity College Jacket,stylish, comfortable and smart are 4 words that spring to mind… now wait that’s only three words, the fourth word would be ‘lovely’. Lots of colour and size options, so even if your a little dwarf or a freaky giant these jackets will fit. The breast pocket has the tidy logo perfectly embroidered to add even more style. Get one today and show off to a neighbour or a tall train driver.

    XS – 32′ / S – 34′ / M – 38′ / L – 42′ / XL – 46′ / XXL – 50′

    • Contrast Sleeves
    • Knitted collar, cuffs and waistband with stripe details
    • Press – stud closure
    • Contrast studs
    • Welt contrast pockets
    • Taped back neck
    • Hanging Loop at back neck
    • Pocket with small opening for ear phone cord feed
    • Hidden ear phone loops
    • Soft cotton faced fabric creates ideal printing surface
    • Worldwide Responsible Accredited Production (WRAP) certified production
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    • Metal Design
    • Black De-Bossed Logo
    • Fits all shopping trolly coin slots
    • Tested by Andy Whitby and His mum
  • The New Luxury thick Royal Egyptian cotton towel is one of the nicest thing you will rub against your skin. The Ice white looks good even in a gypsies bathroom. The  blue Tidy logo and Keep It Tidy slogan is embroidered at the bottom.

    Made from 100% cotton and weighing 600gsm, these towels render supreme softness and are super absorbent. The high durability of these towels combined with using only the finest cotton will ensure your towels remain thick, fluffy and soft for a very long timeYou don’t have to keep this in the bathroom either, why not take it to Ibiza or on a picnic adventure in Bristol.

  • Get your Christmas Santa Hat for Tidy Christmas Party in Sheffield on December 19th – or buy one for your own celebrations. All hats ordered before 3pm Thursday 18th will get theirs delivered on the 19th December or before.

    ONLY £1.99

    Size: One size

     

  • NEW Tidy Thong underwear pack, looks good against any fanny. Pack of three content the keep it tidy slogan and tidy logo which comes in red and white red and black and black and white. Wear for a few hours then throw them at the Tidy Boys when they next play in your area.

  • Disc 1

    1. Jon BW Mix Bed and Bondage – Don’t take the mick (UK Gold Vs BW Trashed Mix) / Colours EP – Yellow / Untidy Dubs – Getting Hot / Untidy Dubs – Can’t You See / Untidy Dubs – R.I.P (BW Re-Dub) / Untidy – Tear it up / Colours EP – Orange
    2. Paul Maddox MixHandbaggers – U Found Out (Tony de Vit Remix) / 12″ Thumpers – Don’t Cross The Line (Olive Grooves Remix) / Anne Savage – Real Freaks (UK Golds Floorplay Remix) / Cunaro & Dean – Its About Time (UK Gold Remix) / Babydoc & SJ – I Need You (Glazby & Maddox Remix) / Human Resource – Dominator (Paul Maddox Remix) / Dyewitness – Observing The Earth (Ian M Remix) / John Whitemann – Can’t Beat The System (Ingo Remix) / E-Traxx – Let’s Rock (Pants & Corset Remix) / Maddox & Rumble – Party People / Stimulant DJs – Hoovertime / Paul Maddox – Tension (Vicious Mix)
    3. Guyver Mix Signum – Coming On Strong (SHOKK Remix) / Yoda – Definately (Dj Scot Project Remix) / The Freak – The Melody, The Sound (Flutlicht Mix) / Guyver – Differences / Riot Bros – Ripped Out / Dj Zagros & Pacific – Shine / Lee Haslam – Music Is The Drug / Travel – Bulgarian (Signum Remix) / Signum – What Ya Got For Me / Dj Spoke – Ignition (SHOKK Remix) / Guyver – Man On The Moon / The Generator – Where Are You Now (Moonman Remix) / Miss Behavin – Such A Good Feeling (Lee Haslam vs Guyver Mix) / D & A – Demons (Spacecorn Mix) / Guyver – Trapped / Lab 4 – Requiem
    4. Tidy Boys Mix Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Weekenders mix) / Lisa Pin Up – Rock With Me / Ingo – Ready 4 Dis / Lee Pasch – Pumped Up Funk / Surrcargo – Once Again / Tony De Vit – I Don’t Care / JX – Restless (Guyver mix) / Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Magna Orchestral mix)

    Disc 2 Mixed By Amber D

    1. “Feels So Good” (Andy Whitby Remix) – Jon The Dentist & Ollie Jay
    2. “I Need You” (Knuckleheadz Remix) – SJ & Baby Doc
    3. “Restless” (Technikal Remix) – JX
    4. “U Found Out”(Scott Fo Shaw Remix) – Handbaggers
    5. “Show Me The Way” (Steve O Brady Remix) – Dark Society
    6. “Go Back”(Matt Pick Up & Riggsy Remix) – Ewok
    7. Blue Print (Iridium Remix) – Carl Nicholson
    8. The Dawn (Brian Kearney Remix) – Tony De Vit
    9. Dance To The House (MoFoDisco Remix) – Lisa Lashes
    10. Only Me (Eskimo Remix) – Hyper Logic
    11. (Amp Attacks Multi Coloured Remix) – Colours EP
    12. The Birds (Audio Headz Vs Wain Jonhstone Remix) – Question Mark
    13. Music Is The Drug (Amber D Remix) – Lee Haslam
  • HATS ARE LOVELY and here we have the tidy two tone pull on beanie, no bobble just a nice clean simple look, soft pink and white with the fuchsia logo stone trim and embroidered logo to match, perfect for girls and bisexual men of all ages.
    *Remember that having sexual intercourse while wearing a hat is weird.

    Double layer knit.

    Size: One size

     

  • The new Tidy HDM (Hard Dance Music) T-shirt is a soft slim fit design using sublimation print which mens the print feels part of the garment. As worn by The Tidy Boys and the drummer out of Deacon Blue. Black design on Charcoal Grey Slim Fit Soft lightweight Looks good even on foreigners  

  • Tidy Girl Hoodie Dress top, long fit to wear with jeans, leggings, casual joggers or why not be daring and wear nothing underneath.
    The purple looks great with it’s white flock felt Tidy Girl script design.

    This flattering, longline hoodie top looks lush in 3 great colours – what more could a girl ask for out of a hoodie

    XS – 8 / S – 10 / M – 12 / L – 14 / XL – 16

  • Keeping your head warm this time of year is very important and we have found the perfect solution… a hat. The Snowstar Beanie Bobble hat is perfect, looks good , feels good and can make you look more attractive in cold weather situations.
    This winter 2014 fashion in the heather grey and black is ideal for girls and boys.

    Double layer knit. Dual style – cuffed or slouch. Two-tone pom pom. Ribbed cuff.

    Size: One size

     

  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls and boys squirt – The classic logo from 1995 with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the yellow and black Tidy Original.

  • TIDY 2014 THE COMPLETE COLLECTION 4 CD SET:
    2014 saw the official re-launch of Tidy’s music release schedule after a 3 year hiatus. With Tidy and it’s sub labels Untidy and Tidy Two now fully firing on all cylinders with some of the biggest artists from across the globe providing the most cutting edge music from the Hard Dance Music genres, it’s safe to say 2014 saw Tidy return with one almighty bang! Tidy Music Library 2014 is a review of our musical year.  Featuring  the full HDM spectrum, Hard House, House, Hard Trance and Hard Funk.  Disc 1, 2 and 3 features the full DJ friend versions of the tracks and disc 4 is the bonus Mix Compilation.

    This is a limited Edition and officially released on Monday 22nd December – PRE ORDER NOW and you will get a free Metal Tidy Shopping Trolly Keyring and delivered on Tuesday 23rd December/

  • The Tidy Originals are a new range of shirts which should make girls squirt – The classic tidy girl logo with the original tidy font returns in a distressed look and retro feel.
    This lush soft shirt has the logo bled into the fabric making it feel good to touch and lick. Wear with pride the Pink on Pink Tidy Girl Original.

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  • The latest release from the renowned Ideal World Series, see's more upfront Hard Dance Music across a double CD release.

    In An Ideal World 4A
    Disc One – Sam Townend :

    1. Broken Youth – The Whistle Blower
    2. Josh Butler – Can You See
    3. BK & Sam Townend – Ultimate
    4. Prok & Fitch – Dope Drop
    5. Maddox & Townend – Sweat Down
    6. Venkman – From Behind
    7. Axel Mas – Cash Monies
    8. Damo Cassetti – Bass Jam
    9. Trap Two – Feels So Wrong
    10. Untidy Dubs Pres. Colours EP – Crimson
    11. Olive Grooves – Two Short Planks
    12. Venkman – Bada Boom
    13. Sub Ctrl – Stop Squaring
    14. Knuckleheadz – Rock Beat
    15. Jon Doe – Good Timez
    16. Knuckleheadz – Get Out On The Dancefloor (Steve Hill & Technikal Remix)

    In An Ideal World 4A:
    Disc Two – Max Mozart & Audox

    1. Steve Hill vs Technikal – We Love U
    2. Energy Syndicate – Growl
    3. SteveHill & Technikal feat VK – Bass Power (Bk's Cortina Remix)
    4. Audox & Ant Reynolds – Get Busy
    5. Max Mozart ft.Farisha – Military Zone
    6. Max Mozart & Audox – Rise (VIP MIX)
    7. Energy Syndicate & Cally Gage – Weekend
    8. Audox & Paul Luffman – Believe Again
    9. Andy Whitby & Technikal – Fresh Tactics (Original mix)
    10. Energy Syndicate & Chance – Apocalypse
    11. Audox – Pick You Up
    12. Big D vs Harry Hard – Into The Night (Breve & Harmonie Remix)
    13. Audox & DJ D – Hands Up!
    14. Ecstasy (Energy Syndicate Remix)
    15. JY Jelly – Love Attack (Elivate Remix) (No Electro drop edit)
    16. Audox & The Cheeky Boys – Outlaw

  • Disc 1
    1. Ben Stevens – Dreamer
    2. Phil York – Move On Baby
    3. Guyver – Walhalla
    4. Steve Hill Feat Technikal – U Got The Love
    5. Amber D – Another Chance
    6. Andy Whitby & Matt Lee – Higher State Of Consciousness
    7. Kym Ayres – Killer
    8. Paul Maddox – You belong To Me
    9. Tidy DJs – Strings For Yasmin
    10. K Series – Enervate
    11. Dark By Design – No Good (Start The Dance)
    12. Alex Kidd – Comin On Strong
    13. Technikal – Ssst (Listen)

    Disc 2
    1. Base Graffiti – High on Hope
    2. BK & Vinylgroover – Insomniak
    3. Sam Townend – Make The World Go Round
    4. Nik Denton – Phorever People
    5. Cally Gage – A Little Love, A Little life
    6. Morgan – Show Me love
    7. Jon BW – Its Not Over
    8. Shaun M & Abandon – Tainted Love
    9. Ilogik – I Feel You
    10. JP & Jukesy – Sandstrom
    11. Andy Farley – Shinny
    12. Rodi Style & Ben Stevens – U Got 2 Know
    13. Paul Glazby – True Faith

  • TIDY 2014 THE COMPLETE COLLECTION 4 CD SET:
    2014 saw the official re-launch of Tidy’s music release schedule after a 3 year hiatus. With Tidy and it’s sub labels Untidy and Tidy Two now fully firing on all cylinders with some of the biggest artists from across the globe providing the most cutting edge music from the Hard Dance Music genres, it’s safe to say 2014 saw Tidy return with one almighty bang! Tidy Music Library 2014 is a review of our musical year.  Featuring  the full HDM spectrum, Hard House, House, Hard Trance and Hard Funk.  Disc 1, 2 and 3 features the full DJ friend versions of the tracks and disc 4 is the bonus Mix Compilation.

    This is a limited Edition and officially released on Monday 22nd December – PRE ORDER NOW and you will get a free Metal Tidy Shopping Trolly Keyring and delivered on Tuesday 23rd December/

  • Disc 1

    1. Jon BW Mix Bed and Bondage – Don’t take the mick (UK Gold Vs BW Trashed Mix) / Colours EP – Yellow / Untidy Dubs – Getting Hot / Untidy Dubs – Can’t You See / Untidy Dubs – R.I.P (BW Re-Dub) / Untidy – Tear it up / Colours EP – Orange
    2. Paul Maddox MixHandbaggers – U Found Out (Tony de Vit Remix) / 12″ Thumpers – Don’t Cross The Line (Olive Grooves Remix) / Anne Savage – Real Freaks (UK Golds Floorplay Remix) / Cunaro & Dean – Its About Time (UK Gold Remix) / Babydoc & SJ – I Need You (Glazby & Maddox Remix) / Human Resource – Dominator (Paul Maddox Remix) / Dyewitness – Observing The Earth (Ian M Remix) / John Whitemann – Can’t Beat The System (Ingo Remix) / E-Traxx – Let’s Rock (Pants & Corset Remix) / Maddox & Rumble – Party People / Stimulant DJs – Hoovertime / Paul Maddox – Tension (Vicious Mix)
    3. Guyver Mix Signum – Coming On Strong (SHOKK Remix) / Yoda – Definately (Dj Scot Project Remix) / The Freak – The Melody, The Sound (Flutlicht Mix) / Guyver – Differences / Riot Bros – Ripped Out / Dj Zagros & Pacific – Shine / Lee Haslam – Music Is The Drug / Travel – Bulgarian (Signum Remix) / Signum – What Ya Got For Me / Dj Spoke – Ignition (SHOKK Remix) / Guyver – Man On The Moon / The Generator – Where Are You Now (Moonman Remix) / Miss Behavin – Such A Good Feeling (Lee Haslam vs Guyver Mix) / D & A – Demons (Spacecorn Mix) / Guyver – Trapped / Lab 4 – Requiem
    4. Tidy Boys Mix Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Weekenders mix) / Lisa Pin Up – Rock With Me / Ingo – Ready 4 Dis / Lee Pasch – Pumped Up Funk / Surrcargo – Once Again / Tony De Vit – I Don’t Care / JX – Restless (Guyver mix) / Heavens Cry – Til Tears Do Us Part (Tidy Boys Magna Orchestral mix)

    Disc 2 Mixed By Amber D

    1. “Feels So Good” (Andy Whitby Remix) – Jon The Dentist & Ollie Jay
    2. “I Need You” (Knuckleheadz Remix) – SJ & Baby Doc
    3. “Restless” (Technikal Remix) – JX
    4. “U Found Out”(Scott Fo Shaw Remix) – Handbaggers
    5. “Show Me The Way” (Steve O Brady Remix) – Dark Society
    6. “Go Back”(Matt Pick Up & Riggsy Remix) – Ewok
    7. Blue Print (Iridium Remix) – Carl Nicholson
    8. The Dawn (Brian Kearney Remix) – Tony De Vit
    9. Dance To The House (MoFoDisco Remix) – Lisa Lashes
    10. Only Me (Eskimo Remix) – Hyper Logic
    11. (Amp Attacks Multi Coloured Remix) – Colours EP
    12. The Birds (Audio Headz Vs Wain Jonhstone Remix) – Question Mark
    13. Music Is The Drug (Amber D Remix) – Lee Haslam

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